1 00:00:01,427 --> 00:00:03,862 (GROANS) - Dad, you alright? 2 00:00:03,888 --> 00:00:05,788 - Is it your legs? - Oh, cramps! 3 00:00:05,790 --> 00:00:08,791 Pressing a glass on your head? That does absolutely nothing. 4 00:00:08,793 --> 00:00:10,592 Should I save this guy or not? 5 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:12,428 - WOMAN: Dr Knight! - Seriously. 6 00:00:12,430 --> 00:00:15,431 He's a fat, sexist shock jock who adds nothing to the world. 7 00:00:15,433 --> 00:00:18,567 You have a mass on your chest, but here at Hillbilly Hospital 8 00:00:18,569 --> 00:00:20,569 we don't know for sure what that is. 9 00:00:20,571 --> 00:00:23,672 Hey, you, uh... you wanna hit the office, 10 00:00:23,674 --> 00:00:25,341 do the books, make a baby? 11 00:00:25,343 --> 00:00:27,409 CHARLIE: Oh, I don't think I'm ovulating now. 12 00:00:27,411 --> 00:00:29,078 - HUGH: Who's that? - MATT: Your brother. 13 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:31,080 - HUGH: Oh, the foster kid. - Your brother. 14 00:00:31,082 --> 00:00:33,482 He's been that since he was six. Stop calling him that. 15 00:00:33,484 --> 00:00:36,919 I got you a very hard to get appointment. 16 00:00:36,921 --> 00:00:39,688 It is cancer! I knew it! 17 00:00:39,690 --> 00:00:42,458 So happy when he kills. (LOWLY) He could be a psychopath. 18 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:45,461 - The jury's out. - I just like shooting. 19 00:00:45,463 --> 00:00:48,097 Ohh! Why are you all so violent?! 20 00:00:48,099 --> 00:00:49,865 Why would you do that? Jesus! 21 00:00:49,867 --> 00:00:52,301 - Penny will take care of you. - Nah, I'll see you. 22 00:00:52,303 --> 00:00:54,002 You'll need a prostate exam. 23 00:00:54,004 --> 00:00:57,534 Well, I'm certainly not having a woman do that, now, am I? 24 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:03,078 (EASY-GOING MUSIC) 25 00:01:11,287 --> 00:01:13,922 (READS SILENTLY) 26 00:01:22,799 --> 00:01:24,400 So... 27 00:01:25,235 --> 00:01:26,941 ..what are you doing to do? 28 00:01:28,104 --> 00:01:31,306 What?! I don't know what to do! 29 00:01:31,308 --> 00:01:34,743 What am I gonna tell my mum? How am I gonna go to school? 30 00:01:34,745 --> 00:01:38,113 I told him to pull out. I told him I wasn't on the pill! 31 00:01:38,115 --> 00:01:40,382 I mean, I don't even like him that much. 32 00:01:40,384 --> 00:01:42,050 I can't have a baby with him! 33 00:01:42,052 --> 00:01:44,086 We did it in the back of a truck. 34 00:01:44,088 --> 00:01:45,921 That's not where babies come from. 35 00:01:45,923 --> 00:01:49,691 There's no romance in that. I'm only 15! 36 00:01:52,495 --> 00:01:55,364 You're not pregnant, but that's what it feels like. 37 00:01:55,366 --> 00:01:59,101 Consider this the best lesson in contraception you'll ever have. 38 00:02:00,103 --> 00:02:01,637 You can't do that. 39 00:02:01,639 --> 00:02:03,472 - I mean, you're a doctor. - (KNOCK AT DOOR) 40 00:02:03,474 --> 00:02:06,208 - Dr Knight, your lawyer called. - Thanks, Betty. 41 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:07,709 - Four times. - Thank you, Betty. 42 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:10,594 - He says if you don't call... - Betty! 43 00:02:14,350 --> 00:02:16,185 Please don't tell anyone about this. 44 00:02:16,187 --> 00:02:18,887 I wasn't really in the back of a truck with him. 45 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:21,990 - And I always use condoms. - Hmm. 46 00:02:25,628 --> 00:02:28,464 I'll bulk bill you for today. 47 00:02:32,135 --> 00:02:35,504 This might sound bad, but I read your stars for today 48 00:02:35,506 --> 00:02:38,440 and it said your past is coming to get you. 49 00:02:38,442 --> 00:02:40,642 (THEME MUSIC) 50 00:02:40,644 --> 00:02:42,744 SONG: ? I'm going up the country 51 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:45,314 ? Babe, don't you wanna go? 52 00:02:45,316 --> 00:02:47,149 ? I'm going up the country 53 00:02:47,151 --> 00:02:49,351 ? Babe, don't you wanna go? 54 00:02:49,353 --> 00:02:53,789 ? I'm going someplace where I've never been before 55 00:02:53,791 --> 00:02:55,524 ? I'll leave this city 56 00:02:55,526 --> 00:02:58,327 ? I've got to get away 57 00:02:58,329 --> 00:03:00,062 ? I'm gonna leave this city 58 00:03:00,064 --> 00:03:02,397 ? I've got to get away 59 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:03,999 ? All this fussin' and fightin' 60 00:03:04,001 --> 00:03:06,884 ? Man, you know I sure can't stay. ? 61 00:03:10,073 --> 00:03:12,841 (LIGHT QUIRKY MUSIC) 62 00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:22,784 What do you want? 63 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:24,620 What makes you think I want something? 64 00:03:24,622 --> 00:03:26,455 Everything about you right now. 65 00:03:26,457 --> 00:03:28,490 - I'm glad you brought it up. - I didn't. 66 00:03:28,492 --> 00:03:31,026 It appears I need to go to Sydney today. 67 00:03:31,028 --> 00:03:33,595 Today? Is this you being funny? 68 00:03:33,597 --> 00:03:36,398 I have a little legal matter that won't clear up. 69 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,101 What did you do? 70 00:03:51,714 --> 00:03:53,682 How did he record it? 71 00:03:53,684 --> 00:03:56,885 Phone. In his gown, up his arse... I don't know exactly. 72 00:03:56,887 --> 00:03:58,754 - You can't do this to me, Hugh. - To you? 73 00:03:58,756 --> 00:04:01,189 How will I get a GP to come out here and work 74 00:04:01,191 --> 00:04:04,544 if you get yourself struck off for being a dickhead? 75 00:04:04,627 --> 00:04:06,695 How long have you known about this? 76 00:04:06,697 --> 00:04:08,664 Well, I knew one of my patients 77 00:04:08,666 --> 00:04:10,365 had made a recording while I was operating. 78 00:04:10,367 --> 00:04:12,901 I didn't know he was going to blackmail me by threatening 79 00:04:12,903 --> 00:04:15,237 to go to the medical board about what he heard. 80 00:04:15,239 --> 00:04:16,705 Blackmail, or is he just making 81 00:04:16,707 --> 00:04:18,473 a justified objection to what you said? 82 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:20,475 Every opinion is valid. 83 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:22,778 Good news is he wants to meet me. 84 00:04:22,780 --> 00:04:25,714 - When? - Bad news is today. 85 00:04:25,716 --> 00:04:28,116 You're so arrogant. You're on probation! 86 00:04:28,118 --> 00:04:31,987 Yes, now you can see why I said, "I need to go to Sydney." 87 00:04:34,090 --> 00:04:37,459 Go. Make it go away, for all our sakes. 88 00:04:42,131 --> 00:04:43,899 MATT: Charlie, are you there? 89 00:04:43,901 --> 00:04:45,734 Hello? You alright? 90 00:04:45,736 --> 00:04:47,736 I'm definitely distracted. Sorry. What did you say? 91 00:04:47,738 --> 00:04:50,405 I said, "When are you ovulating? I'll put it in the calendar." 92 00:04:50,407 --> 00:04:52,407 Then I said, "Charlie, you there? Hello?" 93 00:04:52,409 --> 00:04:54,443 - Oh, right. - What's going on? 94 00:04:54,445 --> 00:04:58,380 Nothing! I'm just a bit... Don't worry about it. 95 00:05:00,850 --> 00:05:03,733 Is it because we're not pregnant yet? 96 00:05:04,253 --> 00:05:07,389 Maybe, I guess. 97 00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:09,591 - A bit. - Well, we will get pregnant. 98 00:05:09,593 --> 00:05:11,526 Stop being so endlessly positive. 99 00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:13,195 OK, we won't get pregnant. 100 00:05:13,197 --> 00:05:15,697 We have been trying, trying, trying for six months. 101 00:05:15,699 --> 00:05:17,599 And nothing's happening and I'm sick of trying. 102 00:05:17,601 --> 00:05:19,434 It's normal for it to take a while. 103 00:05:19,436 --> 00:05:21,103 That's why we've gotta keep at it. 104 00:05:21,105 --> 00:05:24,473 Are you taking me seriously or are you trying to have sex? 105 00:05:24,475 --> 00:05:27,743 Well, can it be both? 106 00:05:27,745 --> 00:05:32,514 You actually think you're being charming right now. 107 00:05:32,516 --> 00:05:35,575 (TEARFULLY) God, you're a dick sometimes. 108 00:05:39,455 --> 00:05:42,491 Are you going somewhere? 109 00:05:42,493 --> 00:05:45,761 Just heading back to Sydney. Back before you know it. 110 00:05:45,763 --> 00:05:49,031 You're certainly racking up the frequent flyer points. 111 00:05:49,033 --> 00:05:51,166 You know me. I love flying. 112 00:05:51,168 --> 00:05:53,268 Can't get enough. 113 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,936 I'm checking up on Joey, 114 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:58,233 see he's getting the proper medical attention, OK? 115 00:06:11,054 --> 00:06:12,721 MERYL: He's resourceful 116 00:06:12,723 --> 00:06:15,959 and he's always been so creative with road kill. 117 00:06:16,759 --> 00:06:18,894 (METAL CLANGS) 118 00:06:20,897 --> 00:06:23,398 (RATCHET CLICKS) 119 00:06:24,734 --> 00:06:26,501 HUGH: Dad. 120 00:06:33,009 --> 00:06:35,444 I got your test results back this morning. 121 00:06:35,446 --> 00:06:39,648 You have something called myelodysplasia. 122 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:42,584 It's a blood disorder. 123 00:06:42,586 --> 00:06:44,419 You're going to need blood transfusions 124 00:06:44,421 --> 00:06:47,089 to clean your blood... regularly. 125 00:06:47,091 --> 00:06:49,524 How often will depend on your red blood cell count, 126 00:06:49,526 --> 00:06:52,861 but we are the same blood type so I can donate. 127 00:06:52,863 --> 00:06:55,863 Maybe you could bring Mum along with you. 128 00:06:55,998 --> 00:06:58,600 I'm not telling her. 129 00:06:58,602 --> 00:07:01,603 - She's your wife. - And you're my doctor. 130 00:07:01,605 --> 00:07:03,839 So you keep your mouth shut too. 131 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,681 (RATCHET CLICKS) 132 00:07:13,950 --> 00:07:15,450 - (TOOL CLATTERS) - Fuck. 133 00:07:15,452 --> 00:07:17,352 (MAGPIE SQUAWKS) 134 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:19,187 Ohh! 135 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:22,131 Alright, alright. I'm going, I'm going! 136 00:07:24,093 --> 00:07:26,094 (GRUNTS) 137 00:07:31,667 --> 00:07:33,735 Hey. 138 00:07:35,171 --> 00:07:36,671 You OK? 139 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:40,408 - Yep! - You seem angry at that tree. 140 00:07:42,411 --> 00:07:44,746 It's not the tree. 141 00:07:46,582 --> 00:07:49,351 Right, well, I'm going to Sydney for the night. 142 00:07:49,353 --> 00:07:51,520 Good for you! 143 00:07:52,455 --> 00:07:55,757 You could... come. 144 00:07:57,794 --> 00:07:59,895 Right, well, I just had a very similar 145 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:03,665 one-way conversation with Dad, so I'm gonna get going. 146 00:08:03,667 --> 00:08:06,701 It was a dumb idea. You have a farm and a wife and... 147 00:08:06,703 --> 00:08:09,586 - I'm gonna get going. - Yeah, alright. 148 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:13,575 Don't you have to check with Charlie first? 149 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:17,646 No, I'll get my bag. 150 00:08:17,648 --> 00:08:21,449 So a woman has eggs and a man has what? 151 00:08:21,451 --> 00:08:23,819 - Sperm. - Good. 152 00:08:23,821 --> 00:08:25,720 And when you mix those two things together 153 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:28,023 they become an embryo, if you're lucky, 154 00:08:28,025 --> 00:08:32,127 which eventually grows into a foetus and then becomes a baby. 155 00:08:32,129 --> 00:08:35,130 Any questions so far? Rachel. 156 00:08:35,132 --> 00:08:36,731 Why does my dad sometimes 157 00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:38,733 lock his bedroom door when he's with my mum? 158 00:08:38,735 --> 00:08:42,070 'Cause they're... talking about you. 159 00:08:42,072 --> 00:08:44,472 Any other questions? Floyd. 160 00:08:44,474 --> 00:08:46,441 Why do ladies grow babies in their tummies 161 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:48,109 if their bums are bigger? 162 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:51,179 - (ALL LAUGH) - That's a great question. 163 00:08:51,181 --> 00:08:54,064 Can anything think of a reason why? 164 00:08:54,150 --> 00:08:55,817 No? OK. 165 00:08:55,819 --> 00:09:01,890 Imagine, uh, this was my baby and I was pregnant here. 166 00:09:01,892 --> 00:09:03,592 What's my first problem? 167 00:09:03,594 --> 00:09:05,727 - Floyd. - Doing a fart. 168 00:09:05,729 --> 00:09:10,198 - (ALL LAUGH) - Yes, thank you, Floyd. 169 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,267 That's definitely a problem, isn't it? 170 00:09:12,269 --> 00:09:14,669 Are there any other problems? 171 00:09:14,671 --> 00:09:17,639 - You can't sit down. - Precisely, Rachel. 172 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:20,542 You can't sit down. Very good. 173 00:09:20,544 --> 00:09:22,377 - OK, now where was I? - (PHONE TRILLS) 174 00:09:22,379 --> 00:09:23,979 Uh... 175 00:09:26,015 --> 00:09:28,683 Just talk amongst yourselves. 176 00:09:31,287 --> 00:09:34,456 Mile high club flashbacks? 177 00:09:34,458 --> 00:09:36,358 I wouldn't recommend it, actually. 178 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:39,928 It's a small space, impractical. 179 00:09:39,930 --> 00:09:42,097 Jeez, you're really working up a sweat. 180 00:09:42,099 --> 00:09:45,200 All I can see is flames. 181 00:09:45,202 --> 00:09:47,235 And this helps? 182 00:09:47,237 --> 00:09:49,271 I'm trying to release my fear. 183 00:09:49,273 --> 00:09:51,773 - Huh? - EFT. 184 00:09:51,775 --> 00:09:53,608 Emotional freedom technique. 185 00:09:53,610 --> 00:09:55,644 I'm tapping on acupuncture points. 186 00:09:55,646 --> 00:09:58,713 Look, it's very big in Byron, alright? 187 00:09:58,715 --> 00:10:00,415 - (P.A. DINGS) - MATT: Wow. 188 00:10:00,417 --> 00:10:02,083 We're not even off the ground yet. 189 00:10:02,085 --> 00:10:04,185 What are you gonna be like in the air? 190 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,922 You must have a pretty good reason to go to Sydney. 191 00:10:06,924 --> 00:10:09,257 One of my patients is making a complaint about me. 192 00:10:09,259 --> 00:10:12,527 Well, a couple of complaints - malpractice, defamation... 193 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,963 Well, just a collection of complaints he put together 194 00:10:14,965 --> 00:10:18,233 after listening to a recording of me operating on him. 195 00:10:18,235 --> 00:10:21,269 - Shit! - It's gonna be fine. 196 00:10:21,271 --> 00:10:23,371 - My lawyers will fix it. - (ENGINE DRONES) 197 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,907 The city will save me. 198 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:30,378 (EXHALES SLOWLY) 199 00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:00,308 HUGH ON RECORDING: Whoa! Look out. Herpes alert. 200 00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:02,877 - Don't have herpes. Never have. - I know. I'm sorry. 201 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:05,013 I... (TAPS TABLE) ..shouldn't have said that. 202 00:11:05,015 --> 00:11:07,816 If it comes out dirty, you gotta kiss the nearest girl. 203 00:11:07,818 --> 00:11:10,051 - That means you, Sonia. - WOMAN: Give it a rest! 204 00:11:10,053 --> 00:11:11,987 - HUGH: Dirty! - WOMAN: I'll hold you to that. 205 00:11:11,989 --> 00:11:14,122 HUGH: I'm gonna hold you to a lot of things. 206 00:11:14,124 --> 00:11:16,124 - Starting with my bedroom wall. - WOMAN: Ooh, Sonia! 207 00:11:16,126 --> 00:11:18,493 Things didn't work out with Sonia, if it makes a difference. 208 00:11:18,495 --> 00:11:20,362 HUGH: Here we have it - the heart, 209 00:11:20,364 --> 00:11:22,731 tucked away under lay upon layer 210 00:11:22,733 --> 00:11:24,833 of fat, custard and marzipan on top. 211 00:11:24,835 --> 00:11:26,668 - Look, can we just stop? - Anyone for cake? 212 00:11:26,670 --> 00:11:29,204 Let's cut to the part where I say I'm sorry 213 00:11:29,206 --> 00:11:30,805 and you tell me what you want. 214 00:11:30,807 --> 00:11:35,877 No. I want him to hear this. 215 00:11:36,712 --> 00:11:39,280 I apologise, Henry. I really do. 216 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:42,784 This was not a good time for me and I was not my best self. 217 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:45,453 I understand this must be very distressing for you to hear, 218 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,288 but you were never meant to. 219 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:49,190 Let's not drag this out any further. 220 00:11:49,192 --> 00:11:51,993 What have I gotta do to keep it all in this room? 221 00:11:51,995 --> 00:11:55,797 HUGH: Oh! Found the remote! It was inside this fat roll here. 222 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:58,466 My client's asking for $100,000 223 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,568 for the distress Dr Knight's caused, 224 00:12:00,570 --> 00:12:03,772 plus a further $30,000 for every comment deemed hurtful. 225 00:12:03,774 --> 00:12:08,777 (SCOFFS) $30,000 per comment? 226 00:12:08,779 --> 00:12:10,645 Per comment. 227 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,947 HENRY: Or I take my complaint and my evidence 228 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,616 to the medical board. 229 00:12:14,618 --> 00:12:16,518 - You can take... - Sonia, watch your hand. 230 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:19,788 - I think he likes you. - Alright, I'll take it. 231 00:12:19,790 --> 00:12:23,158 What about this guy? Lives 40 minutes out of town. 232 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,926 Handy in case he gets annoying. 233 00:12:24,928 --> 00:12:27,796 Likes to take long walks - who doesn't? - 234 00:12:27,798 --> 00:12:29,764 and looking at pictures in cookbooks. 235 00:12:29,766 --> 00:12:31,766 BETTY: I think he sounds perfect. 236 00:12:31,768 --> 00:12:35,303 One of these guys has to be nice enough to see more than once. 237 00:12:35,305 --> 00:12:37,572 Give me a look at his photo. 238 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,846 Oh, no, not him. 239 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,614 Why not? 240 00:12:46,616 --> 00:12:49,818 Here's a picture of him at Machu Picchu. 241 00:12:51,153 --> 00:12:53,121 His medical history? Betty! 242 00:12:53,123 --> 00:12:56,057 That would be unethical and unprofessional for me to look... 243 00:12:56,059 --> 00:12:57,892 He came in last week. 244 00:12:57,894 --> 00:13:00,328 (GASPS) Oh, God! 245 00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:03,064 That would be unpleasant. 246 00:13:03,066 --> 00:13:05,366 Oh, Betty. 247 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,435 You saved me. 248 00:13:08,471 --> 00:13:10,338 (APP BLIPS) 249 00:13:10,340 --> 00:13:13,241 Your prince will come, Tinderella. 250 00:13:13,243 --> 00:13:15,844 There's nothing you could've done. Your hands were tied. 251 00:13:15,846 --> 00:13:17,679 Tell you what I could've done - 252 00:13:17,681 --> 00:13:19,481 I could've reached into his chest 253 00:13:19,483 --> 00:13:21,349 and pulled out my A-grade stent. 254 00:13:21,351 --> 00:13:24,085 You know, hospitals are full of people like Henry Goodearl - 255 00:13:24,087 --> 00:13:25,687 no self-control, 256 00:13:25,689 --> 00:13:27,655 blaming everyone else for their shitty lives 257 00:13:27,657 --> 00:13:29,624 while they sit around on their fat arses 258 00:13:29,626 --> 00:13:31,659 watching TV, eating shit and drinking sugar. 259 00:13:31,661 --> 00:13:33,495 You know, he should be thanking me 260 00:13:33,497 --> 00:13:35,163 for operating on him in the first place. 261 00:13:35,165 --> 00:13:36,998 - (TOILET FLUSHES) - Know what the grand irony is? 262 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,567 If I hadn't done such a good job on his heart 263 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:41,936 Henry Goodearl wouldn't be alive right now to sue me. 264 00:13:41,938 --> 00:13:43,438 Huh! 265 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:46,641 That'll make really interesting listening at the medical board. 266 00:13:46,643 --> 00:13:50,478 Oh, that wasn't you. I was talking about somebody else. 267 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:54,816 (CHUCKLES) You mentioned my name. Twice. 268 00:13:54,818 --> 00:13:57,318 You... (SNIFFS) 269 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:59,754 Have you been doing what I think you've been doing? 270 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,356 Mate, don't ask him questions... 271 00:14:01,358 --> 00:14:03,992 I've been doing what any normal person does in a toilet. 272 00:14:03,994 --> 00:14:07,328 - Oh, I can smell you from here! - Hey, hey! 273 00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:09,230 - You're making it worse! - Get him off me! 274 00:14:09,232 --> 00:14:10,899 Aha! 275 00:14:10,901 --> 00:14:13,168 - Oh, you reek of them! - Give it back! 276 00:14:13,170 --> 00:14:16,838 Every time you smoke one of these, you ruin my good work. 277 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,608 Hey, no! Hey... 278 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,610 I'll gladly tell me lawyers 279 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,779 that you used assault to relay your advice. 280 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,848 Oh, please, send them my regards. 281 00:14:26,850 --> 00:14:28,683 Righto, righto. Time to go, time to go. 282 00:14:28,685 --> 00:14:30,718 Bye-bye now, and thanks in advance. 283 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:33,288 At 30 grand a comment, you've just taken 284 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:36,457 the most expensive piss of your life! 285 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,760 (DOOR THUDS) 286 00:14:38,762 --> 00:14:41,029 Oh... 287 00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:48,169 So you just up and left, did you? 288 00:14:48,171 --> 00:14:50,838 Surprised your husband can still surprise you? 289 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,941 CHARLIE: This better not be about this morning, Matt. 290 00:14:52,943 --> 00:14:55,543 If I'd known you'd run off, I wouldn't have said anything. 291 00:14:55,545 --> 00:14:57,745 Whoa, whoa. No-one's running anywhere. 292 00:14:57,747 --> 00:15:00,248 I'm just taking a night away to bond with my brother. 293 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,517 Yeah, and that always works out well, doesn't it? 294 00:15:02,519 --> 00:15:05,053 I'll call you later, alright? 295 00:15:07,456 --> 00:15:11,859 (SIGHS) Charlie and I had a blue this morning. 296 00:15:11,861 --> 00:15:15,830 Yeah, about any one thing specifically or... 297 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:19,367 It wasn't about you, if that's what you're thinking. 298 00:15:19,369 --> 00:15:21,236 I wasn't. 299 00:15:21,238 --> 00:15:23,071 Got better things to talk about. 300 00:15:23,073 --> 00:15:24,973 Well, I hope so. 301 00:15:26,976 --> 00:15:28,610 This is it. 302 00:15:28,612 --> 00:15:30,778 (SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE) 303 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,848 HUGH: Thank you for that. 304 00:15:37,419 --> 00:15:39,454 - (CAR DOOR SHUTS) - Might take a look around town. 305 00:15:39,456 --> 00:15:41,456 Leave you to it. 306 00:15:43,392 --> 00:15:45,493 (SIGHS) Good one. 307 00:15:49,765 --> 00:15:52,767 (SOLEMN MUSIC) 308 00:15:56,505 --> 00:15:59,674 (PHONE TRILLS) 309 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,251 Mike. Yeah, yeah, it's me. 310 00:16:10,253 --> 00:16:16,057 Look, something's happened, regrettable, again. 311 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,660 I may have made things worse. 312 00:16:18,662 --> 00:16:22,196 No, much, much worse. 313 00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:24,198 Anyway, see what you can do. 314 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,067 OK, thanks. 315 00:16:36,312 --> 00:16:38,313 You can fit more passionfruit. 316 00:16:38,315 --> 00:16:41,249 - More passionfruit? - More. Always more. 317 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,818 You don't win Best Stall at the Whyhope School Fete 318 00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:46,487 four years in a row by scrimping on passionfruit. 319 00:16:46,489 --> 00:16:48,189 - Do we, ladies? - (WOMEN MURMUR) 320 00:16:48,191 --> 00:16:50,491 - Everyone loves passionfruit. - HAYLEY: Yes! 321 00:16:50,493 --> 00:16:52,193 I'm not losing my Best Stall title 322 00:16:52,195 --> 00:16:54,228 to some second-hand, smelly, old clothes store. 323 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:57,131 We're going to win it with this butter cake recipe for sure. 324 00:16:57,133 --> 00:16:59,534 My grandmother taught me how to ice a butter cake 325 00:16:59,536 --> 00:17:01,302 and her grandmother taught her. 326 00:17:01,304 --> 00:17:03,271 Oh, if only I had a little grandson, 327 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,873 one that I could pass my recipe on to. 328 00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:08,443 How long does a grandmother-to-be have to wait? 329 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,378 Oh, the waiting is a terrible thing. 330 00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:12,046 WOMEN: Oh, yeah. 331 00:17:12,048 --> 00:17:14,949 Why don't you just write your recipe down, I'll pass it on? 332 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,185 Ajax and I will have a baby for you, Meryl, 333 00:17:17,187 --> 00:17:19,620 once we get married, of course, and go to Disneyland. 334 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:22,924 Ooh, so much to do! Oh, I love butter cake. 335 00:17:22,926 --> 00:17:25,560 (CHUCKLES) Hayley, darling, I don't doubt for a second 336 00:17:25,562 --> 00:17:27,395 that you will provide a string 337 00:17:27,397 --> 00:17:29,230 of wholesome babies when you're ready. 338 00:17:29,232 --> 00:17:32,300 You've got birthing hips. You'd make a good dairy cow. 339 00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:36,170 Oh, God willing. Thank you, Meryl. 340 00:17:36,172 --> 00:17:38,072 MERYL: Not all cows produce milk... 341 00:17:38,074 --> 00:17:40,508 ..or babies and that's life. 342 00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:42,877 Did you ever think the problem isn't the cow? 343 00:17:42,879 --> 00:17:44,846 The problem could very well be the bull. 344 00:17:44,848 --> 00:17:48,182 Are you being deliberately obstructive, Charlotte? 345 00:17:48,184 --> 00:17:49,951 Are you trying to be barren? 346 00:17:51,687 --> 00:17:54,389 The Lord will plant the seed when the time is right. 347 00:17:54,391 --> 00:17:57,215 Hayley, stick to the passionfruit. 348 00:18:02,898 --> 00:18:04,699 (CHUCKLES) 349 00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:10,571 Can I help you or should I call security? 350 00:18:10,573 --> 00:18:13,040 Ahh, no. Um, nothing like that. 351 00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:15,576 I wanna get my swimmers tested. 352 00:18:15,578 --> 00:18:18,343 - You'd like an appointment. - Yes. 353 00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,982 Next appointment is in June. 354 00:18:20,984 --> 00:18:25,153 Ahh. I can only do today. I don't get to town that much. 355 00:18:25,155 --> 00:18:26,821 - I can see. - Yeah, yeah. 356 00:18:26,823 --> 00:18:31,426 I live in Whyhope, population 343 till someone dies. 357 00:18:31,428 --> 00:18:33,728 We don't have a swimmers clinic there like this. 358 00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:36,063 We don't... we don't have much. 359 00:18:36,065 --> 00:18:38,232 I can't. I'm sorry. There's nothing. 360 00:18:38,234 --> 00:18:40,067 Please. I... I'll be really quick. 361 00:18:40,069 --> 00:18:42,270 I'll be in and out. 362 00:18:42,272 --> 00:18:45,206 My marriage is counting on it. 363 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:49,877 I don't have a clinic room available, but we do have... 364 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,880 (KOOKY MUSIC) 365 00:19:23,345 --> 00:19:25,813 - Hugh! - Hey. 366 00:19:25,815 --> 00:19:27,548 I was in town. 367 00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:29,517 Thought I'd see how they're looking after you. 368 00:19:29,519 --> 00:19:31,352 They're not, hey? 369 00:19:31,354 --> 00:19:33,187 - They're letting me go. - What? 370 00:19:33,189 --> 00:19:36,157 I've gotta go through the final checks before they discharge me, 371 00:19:36,159 --> 00:19:37,825 but I'm going home. 372 00:19:37,827 --> 00:19:41,295 - I think they need the bed. - Oh, I'll find you a bed. 373 00:19:41,297 --> 00:19:43,531 Hugh, no, no... Hugh, don't! 374 00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:45,700 I'm happy to go! Hugh! 375 00:19:45,702 --> 00:19:47,602 WOMAN: It's like you're not hearing me, Hugh. 376 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:50,438 How many ways can I say this? It's inoperable. 377 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,373 - HUGH: Nothing is inoperable. - This is. 378 00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:54,308 There's nothing more we can do for Joey 379 00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:55,977 but make him comfortable. 380 00:19:55,979 --> 00:19:57,812 Comfortable? Come on, Gia. Don't be defeatist. 381 00:19:57,814 --> 00:19:59,914 We both know there's plenty more we can do 382 00:19:59,916 --> 00:20:01,916 before we start using the word 'comfortable'. 383 00:20:01,918 --> 00:20:03,584 He wants to go home. 384 00:20:03,586 --> 00:20:05,253 He'll be better off surrounded by 385 00:20:05,255 --> 00:20:07,088 the people he knows and his snakes, apparently. 386 00:20:07,090 --> 00:20:09,724 There are no facilities there. You don't know what it's like. 387 00:20:09,726 --> 00:20:11,392 It's like a third-world country. 388 00:20:11,394 --> 00:20:14,295 That reminds me - isn't that where you're supposed to be? 389 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,264 I've known Joey all my life. 390 00:20:16,266 --> 00:20:18,399 He is my oldest friend. 391 00:20:19,234 --> 00:20:20,968 Joey's dying, Hugh. 392 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,738 There's no point dragging it out because you don't like it. 393 00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:26,507 It's not fair, but that's the way it is. 394 00:20:26,509 --> 00:20:28,809 You have to think of him now. 395 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:33,481 (SOMBRE MUSIC) 396 00:20:41,757 --> 00:20:43,424 (HUGH SIGHS) 397 00:20:44,426 --> 00:20:46,561 (KNOCKS LIGHTLY) 398 00:20:52,301 --> 00:20:54,135 Looks like you found her. 399 00:20:55,571 --> 00:20:58,205 Yeah, she talked me through it. 400 00:20:58,207 --> 00:21:02,076 It's serious, but... nothing's ever certain in medicine. 401 00:21:02,078 --> 00:21:04,512 Surprises happen all the time. 402 00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:07,515 There's always more tests or new things to try. 403 00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,784 Are you sure you spoke to the same lady? 404 00:21:09,786 --> 00:21:12,620 No-one can truly say what's happening inside a body. 405 00:21:12,622 --> 00:21:15,489 - There's always hope. - (SIGHS) 406 00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:18,593 I don't know, Hugh. 407 00:21:18,595 --> 00:21:21,295 Last I heard we were running pretty low on hope. 408 00:21:21,297 --> 00:21:23,064 Hey. 409 00:21:24,066 --> 00:21:25,900 I'm not giving up on you. 410 00:21:25,902 --> 00:21:28,869 I just wanna get back to Whyhope. 411 00:21:30,739 --> 00:21:32,873 Well, the next flight is tomorrow. 412 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,475 (SIGHS) 413 00:21:34,477 --> 00:21:37,612 You can stay at my apartment tonight. 414 00:21:37,614 --> 00:21:41,649 I wasn't grabbing at his penis, Mike. It was his pocket. 415 00:21:41,651 --> 00:21:44,534 Well, of course he's gonna say that. 416 00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:48,389 All the more to sue me with. 417 00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:50,324 Yes. 418 00:21:50,326 --> 00:21:53,127 Alright, thank you. 419 00:21:59,334 --> 00:22:02,370 So... what's it like having your brother home? 420 00:22:02,372 --> 00:22:04,338 I can't imagine Hugh in the country. 421 00:22:04,340 --> 00:22:06,073 You just don't know that side to him. 422 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:08,142 What does he do when he's not working? 423 00:22:08,144 --> 00:22:10,144 He must have some little farmer's wife 424 00:22:10,146 --> 00:22:11,946 he's trying to fuck. 425 00:22:11,948 --> 00:22:13,781 There's always someone he's after. 426 00:22:13,783 --> 00:22:16,283 Let's just hope it's not mine. 427 00:22:16,285 --> 00:22:18,953 (BOTH LAUGH) 428 00:22:18,955 --> 00:22:20,554 WOMAN: Mmm. 429 00:22:21,456 --> 00:22:24,425 - Mmm! - So what do you do? 430 00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:26,994 Um, I own a brewery. 431 00:22:26,996 --> 00:22:30,865 Ohh, there's already so much about you that I like. 432 00:22:32,501 --> 00:22:35,796 Ever tried to drink a Sydney girl under the table? 433 00:22:36,672 --> 00:22:38,773 I'll meet you down there. 434 00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,844 - (LAUGHS) - Ahh. 435 00:22:43,078 --> 00:22:45,314 - Coming? - Mmm. 436 00:22:48,183 --> 00:22:50,418 You're funnier than your bother. 437 00:22:50,420 --> 00:22:53,120 No-one's ever said that before. 438 00:22:56,758 --> 00:22:59,760 (CRICKETS CHIRP) 439 00:23:08,670 --> 00:23:10,671 I wonder how the boys are going. 440 00:23:10,673 --> 00:23:13,107 I think it's good they're away together. 441 00:23:13,109 --> 00:23:16,944 As long as he doesn't bring that city attitude back with him. 442 00:23:16,946 --> 00:23:18,779 It makes him arrogant. 443 00:23:18,781 --> 00:23:22,650 I fell in love with an arrogant young man all those years ago. 444 00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:24,852 I wasn't arrogant. 445 00:23:24,854 --> 00:23:26,754 Still are. 446 00:23:26,756 --> 00:23:29,190 You don't know what you're talking about, woman. 447 00:23:29,192 --> 00:23:31,625 - You never did. - (CHUCKLES) 448 00:23:31,627 --> 00:23:34,128 - You see? - Stop that. 449 00:23:34,130 --> 00:23:37,131 (GIGGLES AND KISSES) 450 00:23:38,767 --> 00:23:39,800 Ohh! 451 00:23:39,802 --> 00:23:41,802 ('HEART OF GLASS' BY BLONDIE PLAYS) 452 00:23:41,804 --> 00:23:44,739 - (PHONE TRILLS) - Hi, Charlie. 453 00:23:44,741 --> 00:23:47,041 Where's Matt? Why isn't he answering his phone? 454 00:23:47,043 --> 00:23:48,876 He is unavailable at the moment. 455 00:23:48,878 --> 00:23:52,680 One has no hands whilst one is receiving a lap dance. 456 00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:54,749 Oh, what are you trying to do, Hugh? 457 00:23:54,751 --> 00:23:57,651 Mix a mojito without any lime. What are you trying to do? 458 00:23:57,653 --> 00:24:00,421 - Can you be serious a minute? - Probably not. 459 00:24:00,423 --> 00:24:02,189 We need to talk about what happened. 460 00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:05,126 No, move on, Charlie. It's over. 461 00:24:05,128 --> 00:24:07,128 (SCOFFS) You're such a child. 462 00:24:07,130 --> 00:24:08,963 Just put him on. Now. 463 00:24:08,965 --> 00:24:11,031 Bye-bye now. 464 00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:13,367 Prick! Oh, my God! 465 00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:15,136 Prick! 466 00:24:15,138 --> 00:24:16,904 (CROCKERY CLINKS) 467 00:24:22,310 --> 00:24:25,312 (LAUGHS) 468 00:24:28,016 --> 00:24:30,951 (MATT CONTINUES LAUGHING) Mmm... 469 00:24:30,953 --> 00:24:34,555 I think everybody's drunk, but nobody's as drunk as you are. 470 00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:37,958 (LAUGHS) You think I'm drunker than you? 471 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,427 By 'drunk', I mean 'pretty'. 472 00:24:40,429 --> 00:24:42,696 (BOTH LAUGH) 473 00:24:42,698 --> 00:24:44,765 Ohh... 474 00:24:44,767 --> 00:24:46,600 Your bra's on backwards. 475 00:24:46,602 --> 00:24:48,869 - What? - You got boobs on your back. 476 00:24:48,871 --> 00:24:51,872 (CHUCKLES) They're on my front 477 00:24:51,874 --> 00:24:54,475 and if you want to touch them, just say so. 478 00:24:54,477 --> 00:24:56,510 I'm not allowed. 479 00:24:56,512 --> 00:24:59,613 My wife would leave me if she found out. 480 00:24:59,615 --> 00:25:02,183 But then again maybe she's already left me 481 00:25:02,185 --> 00:25:05,319 because I can't get my swimmers to swim straight. 482 00:25:05,321 --> 00:25:06,787 Huh? 483 00:25:06,789 --> 00:25:10,024 I fed... I fed a chook into a cup today. (LAUGHS) 484 00:25:10,026 --> 00:25:14,795 (LAUGHS AWKWARDLY) I... I think someone's talking gibberish. 485 00:25:14,797 --> 00:25:17,965 - MATT: I don't wanna lose her. - Uh, who? 486 00:25:17,967 --> 00:25:20,401 Charlie's the best thing that's ever happened to me. 487 00:25:20,403 --> 00:25:24,071 Hugh, my head, take it. It's falling off. 488 00:25:24,073 --> 00:25:26,273 - Come on. - Ohh! 489 00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:28,876 Oh, no, wait. Give me yours. 490 00:25:28,878 --> 00:25:32,780 Hey, one foot in front of the other. Come on. 491 00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:34,481 (MATT MURMURS) 492 00:25:34,483 --> 00:25:36,317 - You alright, little brother? - Mmm... 493 00:25:36,319 --> 00:25:38,419 - I wanna go home. - I know you do. 494 00:25:38,421 --> 00:25:42,556 Matt, call me back! 495 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:49,430 (SCREAMS) 496 00:25:49,432 --> 00:25:51,932 (DORA BLEATS) 497 00:25:54,502 --> 00:25:57,671 (SNEAKY MUSIC) 498 00:26:11,086 --> 00:26:12,953 (HUGH SIGHS) 499 00:26:15,357 --> 00:26:17,591 Oof... 500 00:26:19,527 --> 00:26:21,528 So how you doing? 501 00:26:21,530 --> 00:26:24,265 Good to get a taste of the high life before I go. 502 00:26:24,267 --> 00:26:26,567 Oh, don't say that. 503 00:26:26,569 --> 00:26:28,869 (CHILD SHRIEKS AND GIGGLES) 504 00:26:28,871 --> 00:26:30,804 I can't believe they brought their kids. 505 00:26:30,806 --> 00:26:33,007 WOMAN: Hugh, Jasper did a poo in your room. 506 00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:35,009 I'm sorry. I thought his nappy was on. 507 00:26:35,011 --> 00:26:37,111 Do you have any towels that aren't white? 508 00:26:37,113 --> 00:26:39,713 - What? - I'll handle it. 509 00:26:42,751 --> 00:26:45,085 See, they used to be fun and interesting people. 510 00:26:45,087 --> 00:26:47,588 - You don't like kids? - No, I do not. 511 00:26:47,590 --> 00:26:49,690 Why would you do that to yourself? 512 00:26:49,692 --> 00:26:51,759 I always thought I'd be better as a dad. 513 00:26:51,761 --> 00:26:54,194 Even that sentence makes me wanna go get a vasectomy. 514 00:26:54,196 --> 00:26:57,197 (CHUCKLES AND HACKS) Oh, oh... 515 00:26:57,199 --> 00:27:00,100 (JOEY COUGHS HEAVILY) 516 00:27:00,102 --> 00:27:03,404 Ohh! Don't make me laugh. You'll kill me. 517 00:27:03,406 --> 00:27:06,774 Probably not a bad way to go. 518 00:27:06,776 --> 00:27:09,877 - You're a dad, you know. - What? 519 00:27:09,879 --> 00:27:11,912 Ajax. He's yours. 520 00:27:11,914 --> 00:27:14,315 Piss off. What are you on? 521 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,785 His mum's Kelly Cross, right? 522 00:27:18,787 --> 00:27:20,721 Yeah, I think so. 523 00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:23,290 Well, did you ever sleep with Kelly Cross, Hugh? 524 00:27:23,292 --> 00:27:25,960 OK, funny 'cause you know I did. 525 00:27:25,962 --> 00:27:28,262 Meryl took Ajax when Kelly was killed. 526 00:27:28,264 --> 00:27:31,031 Why do you think she done that, then? 527 00:27:31,033 --> 00:27:34,501 Mum took lots of foster kids. She just kept him, I guess. 528 00:27:34,503 --> 00:27:36,337 I don't know. I was interning in America. 529 00:27:36,339 --> 00:27:38,205 What is this shit? You shit-stirring me? 530 00:27:38,207 --> 00:27:40,708 No, I'm not. 531 00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:45,913 (CHUCKLES) 532 00:27:47,716 --> 00:27:50,017 Ajax is my son? 533 00:27:50,019 --> 00:27:52,786 You worked this out by yourself, did you, Sherlock Holmes? 534 00:27:52,788 --> 00:27:56,657 Nope. I got drunk with Kelly one night and she told me. 535 00:27:56,659 --> 00:27:59,460 I guess she wanted me to tell you, 536 00:27:59,462 --> 00:28:02,062 so I just did. 537 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:12,806 Kelly. 538 00:28:12,808 --> 00:28:14,908 See you soon. 539 00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:21,548 The look on your face - I'm glad I lived to see that. 540 00:28:21,550 --> 00:28:25,486 - You're for real? - Dead men don't lie. No point. 541 00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:29,289 Where can I sleep? 542 00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:35,462 (BIRDS CHIRP AND WARBLE) 543 00:28:41,069 --> 00:28:42,903 (DORA BLEATS) 544 00:28:44,372 --> 00:28:48,208 Mum? Get... get out of here, you stupid goat! 545 00:28:48,210 --> 00:28:51,245 Get out! Bad, Dora. Bad, Dora. 546 00:28:51,247 --> 00:28:54,415 Mum?! Go, go! Get out! 547 00:28:54,417 --> 00:28:56,116 Out! Look what you've done. 548 00:28:56,118 --> 00:29:00,154 Get out! Out! Mum?! 549 00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:02,089 (MERYL GASPS) 550 00:29:02,091 --> 00:29:04,158 Oh, no! 551 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:07,494 Oh-ho! Oh, everything's ruined. 552 00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:10,798 Oh, my stall! 553 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,434 Here's one. 554 00:29:16,871 --> 00:29:18,472 You have it. 555 00:29:18,474 --> 00:29:21,175 I don't like passionfruit. 556 00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:24,344 (SNORING) 557 00:29:33,088 --> 00:29:35,322 (SIGHS) 558 00:29:53,842 --> 00:29:55,676 Ohh... 559 00:29:56,678 --> 00:29:59,880 Ohh... 560 00:29:59,882 --> 00:30:01,782 (MATT GROANS) 561 00:30:02,784 --> 00:30:05,185 (GAGS) 562 00:30:05,187 --> 00:30:08,355 (GAGS AND COUGHS) 563 00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:16,530 Nothing happened. 564 00:30:16,532 --> 00:30:20,567 Don't try and play the good brother now. It doesn't suit ya. 565 00:30:24,205 --> 00:30:26,373 (SIGHS) 566 00:30:35,383 --> 00:30:38,552 (CHATTER AND LAUGHTER) 567 00:30:46,394 --> 00:30:50,664 - We've sold 25 plates already. - Oh, it's a fabulous turnout. 568 00:30:50,666 --> 00:30:51,965 And don't forget the voting cards. 569 00:30:51,967 --> 00:30:53,600 Remember, it's all about the voting. 570 00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:55,669 Oh, voting cards, you wanna fill this one out 571 00:30:55,671 --> 00:30:57,604 and put it in here for me? 572 00:31:05,613 --> 00:31:09,416 Ajax, your brothers are back. 573 00:31:14,389 --> 00:31:17,507 - How was the city? - I need to find Charlie. 574 00:31:23,998 --> 00:31:26,822 HUGH: Think Matt knows about Ajax? 575 00:31:29,370 --> 00:31:33,473 Dunno. Anything's possible in a family. 576 00:31:41,382 --> 00:31:45,052 (EXHALES SHAKILY) 577 00:31:45,054 --> 00:31:48,755 Hey, Mike, any progress on the Henry Goodearl debacle? 578 00:31:48,757 --> 00:31:51,091 MIKE: Oh, it's gone beyond reconciliation, Hugh. 579 00:31:51,093 --> 00:31:52,593 He wants to go public. 580 00:31:52,595 --> 00:31:54,628 HUGH: As in what? Journalists? 581 00:31:54,630 --> 00:31:57,598 MIKE: Well, the last thing he said was he hates you so much 582 00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,266 he believes the right thing to do now 583 00:31:59,268 --> 00:32:01,802 is to let the people know what a monster you are. 584 00:32:01,804 --> 00:32:04,471 (CHUCKLES) I'm reading that as a television deal, 585 00:32:04,473 --> 00:32:06,173 but I could be wrong. 586 00:32:06,175 --> 00:32:07,808 Gotta go. 587 00:32:13,448 --> 00:32:16,049 - How'd you go? - Well. 588 00:32:16,051 --> 00:32:19,386 No impending lawsuit? No disgraced doctor headlines? 589 00:32:19,388 --> 00:32:20,854 Ended in a handshake. 590 00:32:20,856 --> 00:32:24,958 Well, that's a bit of an anticlimax, isn't it? 591 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,526 However, I'm pleased. 592 00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:30,664 - Ah, doctor, someone's waiting. - Who? 593 00:32:30,666 --> 00:32:34,568 Earth sign, burly man hands, related. 594 00:32:36,170 --> 00:32:38,238 Is this a haiku? 595 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,040 JIM: Yeah, are you kidding? 596 00:32:40,042 --> 00:32:43,210 Did you see he got knocked out by Harley Holmes? 597 00:32:43,212 --> 00:32:45,012 Yeah, I did. Cried for a week. 598 00:32:45,014 --> 00:32:47,514 - How did you get him here? - He came in himself. 599 00:32:47,516 --> 00:32:49,383 Doctor's orders. 600 00:32:49,385 --> 00:32:51,285 - Mine? - Apparently. 601 00:32:51,287 --> 00:32:53,020 Huh. 602 00:32:53,022 --> 00:32:55,956 You didn't tell him what I was doing in Sydney, did you? 603 00:32:55,958 --> 00:32:56,790 No. 604 00:32:56,792 --> 00:32:58,225 The thought of going backwards 605 00:32:58,227 --> 00:33:00,060 in my father's next-to-nothing affections 606 00:33:00,062 --> 00:33:01,261 keeps me awake at night. 607 00:33:01,263 --> 00:33:03,664 Better than cocaine, I suppose. 608 00:33:03,666 --> 00:33:05,432 Uh... 609 00:33:08,670 --> 00:33:12,939 - Dad. Sorry to keep you. - Right. 610 00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:16,143 Let's get this over with. 611 00:33:16,145 --> 00:33:18,245 Did you get a lap dance, yes or no? 612 00:33:18,247 --> 00:33:21,448 Define 'lap' and then define 'dance'. 613 00:33:21,450 --> 00:33:23,016 I'm gonna take that as a yes. 614 00:33:23,018 --> 00:33:25,552 I haven't been that drunk since I was a teenager. 615 00:33:25,554 --> 00:33:27,354 I've vomited small parts of myself 616 00:33:27,356 --> 00:33:29,489 into every toilet bowl from Sydney to here. 617 00:33:29,491 --> 00:33:33,560 I've flushed my soul down the toilet, Charlie. I flushed it. 618 00:33:33,562 --> 00:33:35,395 If you wanted a lap dance, Matt, 619 00:33:35,397 --> 00:33:37,531 then all you needed to do was ask. 620 00:33:37,533 --> 00:33:41,368 - Really? - Yes! Really! 621 00:33:41,370 --> 00:33:43,103 Last night made me so jealous, 622 00:33:43,105 --> 00:33:47,708 all I wanted to do was rip you home and screw your brains out. 623 00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:53,613 Let's do it right here, and I'll forgive you for the lap dance. 624 00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:59,653 I can't! I can't! I slept with a woman in Sydney. 625 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,001 Who was she? 626 00:34:15,003 --> 00:34:17,237 I think her name was Becky. 627 00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:20,540 - Did you kiss her? - I can't remember any of it. 628 00:34:20,542 --> 00:34:22,242 Then, how do you know you did it? 629 00:34:22,244 --> 00:34:26,012 Because I woke up, she was next to me in my bed. She was naked. 630 00:34:26,014 --> 00:34:29,649 Before that, all I can remember is tequila, lots of it. 631 00:34:29,651 --> 00:34:33,787 Tequila makes you do BAD things. 632 00:34:33,789 --> 00:34:36,056 I don't... I don't think you slept with anyone. 633 00:34:36,058 --> 00:34:37,057 I did. 634 00:34:37,059 --> 00:34:39,626 - You're too good. - I'm not! I'm bad! 635 00:34:39,628 --> 00:34:41,428 - But you don't remember! - No! 636 00:34:41,430 --> 00:34:44,030 Where was Hugh when all this was supposed to be happening? 637 00:34:44,032 --> 00:34:46,099 Hugh didn't have anything to do with this. 638 00:34:46,101 --> 00:34:48,502 - Ohh. - Charlie, wait! 639 00:34:48,504 --> 00:34:51,446 - Where are you going? - See you at home. 640 00:34:51,773 --> 00:34:55,108 - (GROANS) - Enjoy. Thanks for your custom. 641 00:34:55,110 --> 00:34:58,678 And don't forget to vote for us for Whyhope Fete's best stall. 642 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,415 Oh, we filled it out for you, Dot. 643 00:35:01,417 --> 00:35:05,685 All you have to do is just put it in the ballot box over there. 644 00:35:07,789 --> 00:35:09,189 There. 645 00:35:09,191 --> 00:35:11,825 There, there, there. 646 00:35:14,295 --> 00:35:17,197 - What about Beryl Jenkins? - Oh, no, you can't have her. 647 00:35:17,199 --> 00:35:19,633 - She's dead. - Oh. 648 00:35:24,038 --> 00:35:28,208 If you had a truck that needed an oil change every two weeks, 649 00:35:28,210 --> 00:35:29,910 you'd sell it for parts. 650 00:35:29,912 --> 00:35:34,181 - I think you should tell Mum. - We agreed. 651 00:35:34,183 --> 00:35:36,783 - We wouldn't tell her anything. - Did we, though? 652 00:35:36,785 --> 00:35:39,844 I don't want her to know, and that's final. 653 00:35:40,521 --> 00:35:43,223 Family has its secrets, huh? 654 00:35:43,225 --> 00:35:45,992 Sometimes it's for the best. 655 00:35:45,994 --> 00:35:50,363 And when would that be, those times? You got examples? 656 00:35:51,199 --> 00:35:52,699 Right now. 657 00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:58,672 Dr Knight, there's an angry woman at reception. 658 00:35:59,907 --> 00:36:01,608 Just a sec, Dad. 659 00:36:02,810 --> 00:36:04,878 (WHISPERS) Charlie. 660 00:36:10,551 --> 00:36:13,086 - Charlie. - You're so pathetic. 661 00:36:13,088 --> 00:36:15,689 You couldn't wait to get back here and destroy us, could you? 662 00:36:15,691 --> 00:36:18,225 But I'm on to you, Hugh. I KNOW what you're up to. 663 00:36:18,227 --> 00:36:20,894 So stop going out of your way to mess up my life. 664 00:36:20,896 --> 00:36:23,296 If this is about Matt, I told him nothing happened. 665 00:36:23,298 --> 00:36:24,931 Yeah, I know nothing happened, 666 00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:27,701 because he wouldn't do that to me but you would! 667 00:36:27,703 --> 00:36:29,870 I'm sorry about the other night. 668 00:36:29,872 --> 00:36:31,972 Promise me we won't tell him. 669 00:36:31,974 --> 00:36:35,108 Make a pact with me we just won't tell him. 670 00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:38,478 - About the kiss? - Don't call it "the kiss"! 671 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,580 I don't want you calling it anything. 672 00:36:40,582 --> 00:36:43,350 I'm just asking you not to bring it up again, OK? 673 00:36:43,352 --> 00:36:46,953 It's done. It's over. There's nothing between us. 674 00:36:46,955 --> 00:36:49,990 Just show some loyalty to your brother. 675 00:36:51,158 --> 00:36:52,826 OK. 676 00:36:52,828 --> 00:36:54,394 OK. 677 00:37:08,943 --> 00:37:13,580 - Four years in a row! - Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 678 00:37:13,582 --> 00:37:16,216 Normally I would thank my family for supporting me, 679 00:37:16,218 --> 00:37:17,951 but they didn't. 680 00:37:17,953 --> 00:37:21,855 But my youngest son, Ajax, is here, so thank you, my darling. 681 00:37:21,857 --> 00:37:25,058 And when you see your brothers, you can tell them 682 00:37:25,060 --> 00:37:27,727 that my last will and testament will reflect 683 00:37:27,729 --> 00:37:31,665 those who were in attendance today and those who weren't. 684 00:37:31,667 --> 00:37:34,634 - Thanks, Whyhope! - (SCATTERED APPLAUSE) 685 00:37:40,908 --> 00:37:44,511 You didn't sleep with a woman in Sydney. 686 00:37:44,513 --> 00:37:47,396 - You... you went to see Hugh? - Mm-hm. 687 00:37:49,317 --> 00:37:51,251 My dick kept telling me, "You didn't," 688 00:37:51,253 --> 00:37:54,721 but my head kept saying, "You don't know that for sure." 689 00:37:54,723 --> 00:37:57,657 Well, you didn't do it. 690 00:37:57,659 --> 00:38:00,894 And I'm sorry - I know I've been a crazy person lately, 691 00:38:00,896 --> 00:38:02,896 but your brother makes me that way. 692 00:38:02,898 --> 00:38:04,631 I'm such an idiot. 693 00:38:05,933 --> 00:38:07,801 We're both idiots. 694 00:38:10,338 --> 00:38:12,606 (DORA BLEATS) 695 00:38:12,608 --> 00:38:18,311 - Did you do that? - Your mother infuriates me too. 696 00:38:20,615 --> 00:38:23,350 Seems to run in the family. 697 00:38:31,125 --> 00:38:34,260 - Sex 'cause we want to? - Mmm. 698 00:38:34,262 --> 00:38:36,529 Sex 'cause we want to. 699 00:38:41,435 --> 00:38:43,470 You can't do anything? 700 00:38:44,538 --> 00:38:46,606 Mike, surely there's a... 701 00:38:47,508 --> 00:38:50,043 No, no. No, I understand. 702 00:38:50,045 --> 00:38:51,911 Yeah, I know you did. 703 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,615 Well, I guess you'll let me know 704 00:38:55,617 --> 00:38:58,985 and I'll see you at the tribunal. 705 00:38:58,987 --> 00:39:01,588 Alright. Thanks, mate. 706 00:39:03,024 --> 00:39:04,991 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACH) 707 00:39:10,297 --> 00:39:13,433 - It isn't over, is it? - Oh, it's worse. 708 00:39:13,435 --> 00:39:16,903 It's so much worse. 709 00:39:16,905 --> 00:39:20,674 It was a very, very bad idea to go to Sydney. 710 00:39:22,209 --> 00:39:24,778 Henry Goodearl won't settle. 711 00:39:24,780 --> 00:39:27,647 There's gonna be a tribunal. He wants to go public. 712 00:39:27,649 --> 00:39:30,885 My lawyer thinks he's even struck up a TV deal. 713 00:39:31,585 --> 00:39:34,921 I said sorry that many times, 714 00:39:34,923 --> 00:39:38,100 but he's very clear that 'sorry' won't cut it. 715 00:39:40,428 --> 00:39:43,730 - What's he after? - My head. 716 00:39:43,732 --> 00:39:46,850 Then maybe that's what you should give him. 717 00:39:51,772 --> 00:39:54,307 (HUGH SIGHS) 718 00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:58,144 Off to Sydney. Back tomorrow. 719 00:39:58,146 --> 00:39:59,746 Yeah. 720 00:40:01,549 --> 00:40:05,552 - What's up with you? - Nothing. 721 00:40:05,554 --> 00:40:08,955 Did I... do something? 722 00:40:10,391 --> 00:40:14,360 - Took Matt to the city. - So? 723 00:40:14,362 --> 00:40:18,765 Didn't ask me. You never asked me. 724 00:40:20,101 --> 00:40:21,501 I didn't even think... 725 00:40:21,503 --> 00:40:24,562 You don't see me as your brother, do you? 726 00:40:27,641 --> 00:40:29,743 Do you wanna come to Sydney? 727 00:40:45,826 --> 00:40:48,094 As long as I don't give too much thought 728 00:40:48,096 --> 00:40:51,685 to the amount of space between us and the ground, I'm fine. 729 00:40:53,134 --> 00:40:56,546 You know I was afraid of blowflies when I was little? 730 00:40:59,173 --> 00:41:02,776 And look at me now, hardly give them a second thought. 731 00:41:03,944 --> 00:41:08,047 - I did not know that. - Mmm, now you do. 732 00:41:17,992 --> 00:41:20,360 What, he lives here? 733 00:41:21,362 --> 00:41:23,463 (SIGHS) Yeah, flat 18C. 734 00:41:23,465 --> 00:41:26,966 Oh, poor bastard. It's like chook batteries but for people. 735 00:41:26,968 --> 00:41:29,669 True. Stay with the cab. 736 00:41:32,873 --> 00:41:35,991 I haven't come to Sydney to stay in the cab. 737 00:41:39,046 --> 00:41:41,381 (HALF-LAUGHS) 738 00:41:41,383 --> 00:41:43,583 I'm assuming you brought cash. 739 00:41:43,585 --> 00:41:46,953 Henry, I wanted to apologise. 740 00:41:46,955 --> 00:41:50,924 I bet you do now, but you didn't then. 741 00:41:52,793 --> 00:41:55,662 When I rang your office and you didn't call back, 742 00:41:55,664 --> 00:41:59,999 when I finally got hold of you to ask you to on the phone, 743 00:42:00,001 --> 00:42:05,038 and you said, "Piss off, mate. You're lucky to be alive." 744 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:06,439 Figure of speech. 745 00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:08,208 "Piss off" or "You're lucky to be alive"? 746 00:42:08,210 --> 00:42:09,876 - Ajax. - Why's he here? 747 00:42:09,878 --> 00:42:12,245 - He's not important. - Thanks. 748 00:42:12,247 --> 00:42:14,447 He never does anything with me. 749 00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:16,316 Oh, yeah, too big for the little people. 750 00:42:16,318 --> 00:42:18,251 - Exactly. Big shot. - Yeah. Yeah. 751 00:42:18,253 --> 00:42:20,119 Well, that's gonna cost you. 752 00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:25,425 Please don't smoke, please don't smoke. PLEASE, don't smoke. 753 00:42:25,427 --> 00:42:28,761 Henry, I can be an arrogant prick sometimes, 754 00:42:28,763 --> 00:42:31,497 and what I said was wrong and disrespectful. 755 00:42:31,499 --> 00:42:33,166 - What was it? - There's audio. 756 00:42:33,168 --> 00:42:34,734 - Can I hear it? - No. Shut up! 757 00:42:34,736 --> 00:42:37,203 - Don't talk to him like that! - Thanks, mate. 758 00:42:37,205 --> 00:42:38,738 Hey, do you have to live here? 759 00:42:38,740 --> 00:42:40,974 You should move to the country. This is shit. 760 00:42:40,976 --> 00:42:45,044 Mum has osteo. I have to take care of her. 761 00:42:45,046 --> 00:42:47,580 Right. That must be tough. 762 00:42:47,582 --> 00:42:51,484 So I have few pleasures, and this is one of them. 763 00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:55,021 Henry... I want you to live. 764 00:42:55,023 --> 00:42:57,891 I worked nine hours on you. Twice. 765 00:42:57,893 --> 00:43:02,896 I'm begging you - please let me continue to help people. 766 00:43:02,898 --> 00:43:04,597 Drop the complaint with the board, 767 00:43:04,599 --> 00:43:07,400 otherwise I can't help anyone, I can't save anyone. 768 00:43:07,402 --> 00:43:10,837 Then I'm just an arrogant prick that has nothing else to offer. 769 00:43:10,839 --> 00:43:13,873 (LAUGHS) That's funny. Should we open a window? 770 00:43:13,875 --> 00:43:16,817 Hugh, you didn't actually say 'sorry'. 771 00:43:20,714 --> 00:43:23,650 Henry, I'm sorry. Very sorry. 772 00:43:23,652 --> 00:43:27,754 You trusted me and I betrayed your trust. 773 00:43:27,756 --> 00:43:31,391 You gave me the privilege of having my hands on your heart 774 00:43:31,393 --> 00:43:33,760 and I abused it. 775 00:43:39,466 --> 00:43:41,996 - And the money? - (COUGHS) 776 00:43:44,238 --> 00:43:46,406 Let's make a deal. 777 00:43:49,777 --> 00:43:51,344 Ohh! 778 00:43:52,579 --> 00:43:54,414 AJAX: You live here?! 779 00:44:00,354 --> 00:44:04,257 What do you say, Henry? 40 cash and you move into this place? 780 00:44:04,259 --> 00:44:06,993 And you do the cliff walk every day 781 00:44:06,995 --> 00:44:08,962 and FaceTime me while you do it. 782 00:44:08,964 --> 00:44:10,630 Deal? 783 00:44:10,632 --> 00:44:13,199 (TEARILY) Mum would love it here. 784 00:44:13,201 --> 00:44:15,068 And the fags? 785 00:44:15,070 --> 00:44:17,637 No, they're off the table. 786 00:44:17,639 --> 00:44:19,739 Alright, well, then you smoke on the balcony. 787 00:44:19,741 --> 00:44:22,342 But no medical board complaint. 788 00:44:24,011 --> 00:44:27,146 (LAUGHS) OK, deal. 789 00:44:27,148 --> 00:44:29,482 (LAUGHS) 790 00:44:30,684 --> 00:44:33,567 Oh, I've gotta ring my mum. (LAUGHS) 791 00:44:37,291 --> 00:44:39,392 Shit! 792 00:44:41,161 --> 00:44:44,430 Man, I would have visited if I knew you had this place. 793 00:44:44,432 --> 00:44:47,967 - I should have invited you. - No, you don't want me around. 794 00:44:47,969 --> 00:44:51,264 Sorry I was a whinger about Matt and bringing him. 795 00:44:52,306 --> 00:44:54,607 No, you were right, you're my... 796 00:44:57,978 --> 00:44:59,645 Brother. 797 00:44:59,647 --> 00:45:01,581 You can say it, mate. 798 00:45:08,789 --> 00:45:11,224 - (CAMERA CLICKS) - (HENRY CHUCKLES) 799 00:45:11,226 --> 00:45:14,394 (PLANE ENGINE RUMBLES) 800 00:45:25,639 --> 00:45:27,640 (SIGHS) 801 00:45:27,690 --> 00:45:32,240 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0